- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

what's the difference between a duck?

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

NAACP

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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