Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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david poredos

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Republicans

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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