i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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2 + 2 = fish

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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