How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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