What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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