- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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