- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

where's mom I killed her

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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