Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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You're a frog

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Yock

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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