- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

What did the fish say after he

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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