Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Jeff

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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