What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Anti Joke

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