what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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