What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Roses are flowers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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