What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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