Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Anti Joke

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