- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

boobs.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

You're tall.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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