why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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