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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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