- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

balls

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

the holocaust

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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