- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock What?

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

a woman votes!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Where are you going Your house

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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