3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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whats one plus one penis

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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