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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

poopoo

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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