Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

The Moon Landing.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

i'm hard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

My Boyfriend

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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