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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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