- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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