- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Dan walked into a jelly fish

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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