- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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