- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

who's a slut... you're mom

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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