One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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