Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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