- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

2 + 2 = fish

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

brock has small hands for a small job

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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