- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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