- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

An Asian man fails a math test

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A Chinese man fails a math test

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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