Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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