- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

A black man walks Into a bar.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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