Nice belt.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

A black man walks Into a bar.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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