hey, my names mark.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

1+2 = 6

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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