- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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