- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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