- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What can hitler cook well Steak

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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