rocky is here again.......................

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Women's Rights.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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