What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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