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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Potato!

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Mitt Romney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.