What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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