What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Obamacare

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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The Moon Landing.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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