A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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