A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

George Bush.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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