- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

An Asian man fails a math test

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

You suck big fat slobber

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Andy Carrol

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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