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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Republicans

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What page are you on The gay page.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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