- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??