What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

who is awesome? no one...

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

a seal walks into a club.

Asians

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Do you like apples? Yes

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Yo mama so fat.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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