What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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