- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Poop!!

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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