A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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your moms my other ride

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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You just read this ..

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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