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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

charlie sheen

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

charlie sheen

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

#IHateHashtags

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

charlie sheen

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...