- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

The government

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

gay people

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