What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Buzi vagy!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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