Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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knock knock no ones home

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What's clear and wet? water

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Who is John Galt?

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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AIDS.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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