A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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troll----> hahaha---->

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butt sex

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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