- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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