- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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