- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Female rights.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Hi, my name is Jake.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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