- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

My parents have an open marriage.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

DEATH.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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