- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Female rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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