- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Where's my tractor?

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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