Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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knock knock no ones home

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charlie sheen

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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