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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Well, there's one way...

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Diarrhea

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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#IHateHashtags

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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