- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

A sober Irish individual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A seal walks into a club.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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