- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

c-? men, C-men

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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