Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Ily bae

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A sober Irish individual.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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This is funny.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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