knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Your Mother

penis haha

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Women's rights.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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