Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Andy Carrol

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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