- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Women's rights.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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