- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Weed.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

I pooped.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

I can count to potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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