- Anti Joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Asians

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer