A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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