- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Ben Affleck

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Mitt Romney

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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