Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Man U

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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The Moon Landing.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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