- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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