- Anti Joke

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

404: Anti-joke not found.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

404: Anti-joke not found.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses