Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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it's funny because it's funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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