- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The WNBA.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Obama

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

bryden is a faggot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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