Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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