- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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