A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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