There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

A Pakistani news reader.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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