- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

I was so fat I went on a diet

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock ...

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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