What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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