What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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