You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

no pun intended

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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