- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

balls

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

why did the man die? he had cancer

VAL SUCKS

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

hey, my names mark.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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