How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

children burning

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

YOU

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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