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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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