- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Women's rights.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Dakota Fanning

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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