- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Albert your flies undone.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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