- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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