what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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