There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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