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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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