how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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im not food

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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