- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

A Fat Kenyan

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??