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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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