Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

destiny

whats 2+2? 4

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Wanker

thomas!!!!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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