Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Internet Explorer

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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