- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Whats two plus two? Miles

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Fat people

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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