Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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