What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

knock, knock whos there child molestor

a skinny sumo wrestler

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

kesha is a virgin.

fduck

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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