Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

My Butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

I woke up today

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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