A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Anti Joke

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