- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Homonyms should be band.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

black people are white when i use night gogles

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

book 'em danno

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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