What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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