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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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