Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Justin Beiber

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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