- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A sober Irish individual.

This is funny.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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