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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

speech and debate.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Punching a baby

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

speech and debate.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Punching a baby

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something