- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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