what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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