Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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