Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Albert your flies undone.

hola said the chinese man

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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