why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Hey! Where is my tracker?

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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