Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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chuck norris

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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