How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Pineapple.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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