- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

the holocaust

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

I went to work today....

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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