Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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