I went to work today....

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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men

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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