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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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