Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Knock, Knock ...

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

I was so fat I went on a diet

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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